Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Life Audit

Name: Morgan Springsteen
Age: 24
Marital Status: Single.
Weight: Bite me.
Current Hair: Short and red.

New and improved.
Employment Status: Full time receptionist.
Residential Status: Potentially evicted.  Verdict pending.  Seeking new dwelling quarters w. roommate Rachel.  Ambitiously pursuant of landlords unwilling to lease a house which has already been foreclosed upon by the bank.  Thanks for the pro-tip, current landlords.
Social Life (Rank from 1-10, in which 10 is Most Active): 11
New Friends: 10+ (Exceeds Expectations)
Feuds/Quarrels: Montgomery Fortenbacher

Culprit.
Crime:

This middle finger was not for him.  ...It is now.
Goals for March: New tattoo.

The White Tree of Gondor
Courtesy of J.R.R. Tolkien and The Oxford Literary Journal
General Health: Overcoming a cold.  Continually battling allergies due to uncharacteristically tepid Midwest winter.  Not complaining about uncharacteristically tepid Midwest winter... unless it means that the world is melting... in which case, it stands to reason that allergies are the very least of my concerns.
Coveted New Treasures:

Boots: JCPenney - $29
Skinny Jeans: Target - $25
Discovering skinny jeans can look good on you: Priceless
Weird leather tribal eyeball bracelet: Goodwill - $1.99
"It gets better" bracelet: Etsy - courtesy of Best Molly
New Collection of Gypsy Scarves: Goodwill/Meijer/Target/etc.
Overall Life Status: Hanging in there.